- High qualification or position doesn’t matter after wife says,
“You can’t understand,” then you can’t understand. That’s the end of the matter.
- ‘Samosa’ placed on someone else’s plate and your face while making a “selfie” always looks bigger.
- You feel cold when sit in shade during winter, but can’t see ‘screen of your mobile if sit in sunlight.
- How much the Pakistani nation develops but can’t give up habit of looking at the ‘plane’ passing over.
- The English people say: “Think before you speak” but the Punjabis say: “Sochi Piya Te Banda Gaya”.
- We Pakistanis are unique creatures of the world who search for “Islamic Schools” in “America” and “American Schools” in “Pakistan”.
- When you wake up in winter at midnight, the biggest happiness you feel is ‘Still have move time to sleep”.
- Neil Armstrong haven’t been much proud of walking on moon than we Pakistanis feel walking on earth which wearing ‘cotton suits’.
- Earlier I don’t like to work hard but I started sitting in company of hard working people and now they don’t like to work hard.
- The largest excused Pakistani nation has for their health issues is ‘changing weather’.
- You feel to be hero after turn off the ‘stove’ at last time when the boiling milk is going to explode.
